I spotted this  gem and  just had to share it. I sent it earlier to a former reporter and friend and she found it Facebook worthy. I just checked a few of the comments to her FB post.  I was right, it is funny.
In a slightly disturbing way.

Mike

http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130425/GJCOMMUNITY04/130429501/0/SEARCH